Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

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Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

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Dick Buttkiss

That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him

Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
John-Quick, RUN!!!

Dick Buttkiss by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013

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dickbuttkiss

One who kisses the anus of another while slipping their point finger up the others urethra, simultaneously rubbing their taint with a sponge

Hey Dickbuttkiss, get out of my garden !!

dickbuttkiss by Scrotum April 2, 2021

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DicButtkiss

Parents dreaming of the perfect name often consider playground nicknames. Gym Tickle Balls Jordan would like to have a word with Ronald McFondle.

DicButtkiss is way out of line with Gym Tickle Balls Jordan and your kids coach. Report abuse and protect your kids and your community from the DicButtkiss and the Gym Tickle Ball Jordan heretics.

DicButtkiss by pussygaloremore January 2, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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