a nickname given to an irrefutable worthless piece of shit. Characteristics of this piece of shit includes huge teeth, dad sells gloves for a living,sucking a lot of cock, countless evictions,killing his mom to continue sexual relations with his dad, crying like a baby due to no friends,countless lonely nights due to people not wanting to call him, losing one ski, wasting money on Simpsons, apologizing when he gets dominated, thinks he can play tennis even though he sucks at sports, drives a piece of shit Thunderbird,afraid of movies like Saw II, gets Minnesota Cannonballed and New Jersey Nasal Sprayed by his dad. Others include assuming the position and getting repeatedly pounded in the ass by his dad and being extremely jealous and saying se dino for no reason, kicking people in the shins because he is too big of a pussy to hit someone when he can see the attack coming becausw he has no fighting skills. Also, he is the lowest possible level in society being the dirtiest of dirt, no one can ever be as low as this piece of shit is.
Zack is nicknamed Dice because he fits the definition perfectly. What a worthless piece of shit.
by Dirt Murph January 31, 2008
Top Definition
you roll dice to hustle mother fuckers for their money.
rolled a seven nigga. now pay me.
by anonymous November 24, 2004

1. Used to congratulate
2. extremely impressive or attractive
3. very pleasant; splendid

Synonyms: Awesome, sweet, cool, nice etc.
Jim: Are you going to the concert this friday?
Steve: of course, bitch
Jim: dice!

Did you get into college?
Yes i will be attending MIT

Woah, you have an iphone?
chyea bro
by Van MacDonald May 04, 2008
Slang for 2grams of Crack (A single gram is the size of your average die)worth 200$
I seen Ryan slangin' dice down in Halifax last week.
by CraigPenney September 23, 2008
slang; another in a long list of synonyms for the male genitalia, specifically the testes or "balls".
Jason: Holy crap! Did you see that jogger tie his shoes? His daisy dukes were so short, when he bent over, his dice flopped out of his pant legs!

Vincent: I knew you were gay...

by Liquidcipher December 17, 2007
Meaning six (6) of something, in reference to the number of sides and highest number on a standard dice, being six.
Only a dice of people showed up.

He picked up a dice of beer from the gas-station.
by 4Ringer May 28, 2011
To ejaculate a load of semen
I was fuckin my girl hard till I pulled out and diced all over her face
by masterGfizzle November 14, 2009
When in a large crowd, you call the Name of someone you recognize, and make sure they know its not you. When they turn around to see who called their name, you yell "DICED!"

Most commonly occurs in Boardman High School.
Dude: "Joe"
Joe: *turns around* "yeah"?
Dude: DICE!!!
Joe: "Damn, Why do I always get diced"!?
by Avanelle March 14, 2008
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