dialfuck 

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

dialfuck by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

dillfuck 

A dumbass, chode, fucktard or other annoyingly retarded fucker

Sometimes he can be such a dillfuck.

dillfuck by Hazelbite April 24, 2003

dialsuck 

Slang term for dialup Internet. Called so, because dialup sucks, and those who use dialup waste bandwidth when they play online games and slow the whole server down. I call them dialsuckers.

I have to use dialsuck because I can't afford cable or DSL.

dialsuck by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

dillfuck 

a combination of the words "dillhole" and "dumbfuck," denoting an undesirable or unintelligent person

"You're going to make us lose the game, dillfuck!"

dillfuck by kyohaku October 1, 2008

diafuckenrrhea 

when one has Diarrhea and fucking hates it

(on phone)
Doctor:Hello! How may I help you?
Me:I want to get rid of my diafuckenrrhea!!
:)

diafuckenrrhea by Iplayfofun November 9, 2007

dialsucker 

One who accesses the Internet over dialup instead of broadband.

Dialsuckers are easy to frag in Unreal Tournament because of their high ping rates.

dialsucker by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

dillfucker 

someone who is beyond an asshat, but not yet a douchebag

"I can't believ you took the last cookie you dillfucker!!"

dillfucker by staeene February 20, 2014