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pussy desiccant 

n.

A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.

Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.

Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".

Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
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The part in choir that all the quirky not-like-other-girls girls who go on and on and think that they're the best at singing.
Omg, she's such an annoying descant girl
descant by its zoeyyyyyyy June 2, 2023
Oh my fuck that cake is DELICANT
Delicant by tellthemayocheese September 9, 2018

desication/desification 

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.
this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

desiccated 

The Flowers dropped onto the surface of Mars by the crew of the Nickola Tesla spacecraft rapidly became desiccated.
Flowers Mars desiccated
desiccated by @thedocwho2 January 8, 2019
1. To dry up
2. To preserve (a food) by drying
3. To drain of emotional or intellectual vitality
1. The hot weather temperatures will desiccate the lawn!
2. The recipe calls for desiccated coconut.
3. Discussing politics with my brother always leaves me feeling desiccated.
desiccate by Septima September 29, 2009
Term referring to wealthy families down in southern united states. more comonly Louisiana, Mississippi, some Georgia.
Holy shit, they house is huge, they must be descant.

After this deal goes down, ima be descant.
Descant by offduty August 7, 2009