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splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.
"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"
splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

Whirling Dervish 

A term of endearment for an energetic, bouncy person.
A spastic, white dancer.
Also refers to someone that is messy and chaotic, in a cute way.
Sally's excited jumping is adorable, she's such a whirling dervish!

My house was clean before that whirling dervish spent the night!

I'm not surprised Bob's son was diagnosed with ADHD, he always was such a whirling dervish!

dervishes 

Dervishes were the dhulbahante anti-imperialists of the Dhulbahante state (circa 1895 - 1921) founded in Dareema caddo (or their modern Dhulbahante descendants), led by Sayyidka and xarunta; successor state of the dhulbahante garadship
they're dervishes
dervishes by readyforthemoon55 July 10, 2020

rectal dervish

someone who is being a complete asshat while playing video games.
Will: "I just blew up your tank, Sam!"
Sam: "Fuck you, you rectal dervish."

Whirling Dervish 

(n.) A person whose behavior resembles a rapid, spinning object. These actions are often spastic fidgeting and incessant babbling. The actions of the whirling dervish are irritating and annoying, often exhausting other people in the immediate vicinity.

The phrase is derived from these 2 words:

Whirling

1.) adj. moving or driven rapidly in a rotary or twisting motion.

Dervish

1.) (n.) a member of an order noted for devotional exercises involving bodily movements.

2.) (n.) a Rocking Demon who eats souls.
1.) that woman must have taken her son's Ritalin. She is behaving like a whirling dervish.

2.) Is she talking to us, to herself or has she just become a whirling dervish?
Whirling Dervish by Tom Bidel October 10, 2005

Loaded Dervish 

A great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. While it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. It is also rather slim, wich when combined with it's length makes it rather limited for dancing. The flex often wears out after a couple years. It does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.

The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.
Longboarder #1: Man! This Loaded Dervish is great for carving, but I need something I can take to faster speeds.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.

Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.
Loaded Dervish by Thepeanutlord September 13, 2010