3 definitions by ausm Bullocks
Observant people who are welcoming to others while tripping balls on mushrooms. Mainly someone who takes a lot of mushrooms.
by ausm Bullocks May 23, 2011
a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.
by ausm Bullocks August 14, 2011
a moderately sloppy, hairy fat man with a heart of gold and a love of cheese (A Dom DeLuise type fuck). Usually can spend about 45 minutes to an hour sampling cheeses at a gourmet market.
"That plane trip to the keys last month was a bitch. The guy sitting next to me was a sloppy fuck. A real Chez Furblur, ya know?"
by ausm Bullocks September 15, 2011