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29. deal
The step after choppin but before dating. They mean a little more to you than jus a fuck buddy, but not quite boyfriend/girlfriend yet.
"Yeah me and Sandra are dealing"
by Manuela Jan 29, 2005 add a video
1. Deal
A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.



"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"

"Yeah, Why?"

"You know she has herpes, right?"

"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."

"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"

"Huh?"

"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"

"Thanks for the support, bro."
2. deal
in air traffic control , when two planes get too close together.
fuck , did you hear jason just had a deal working the departures ?
3. deal
problem, obsession, or thing
What's your deal?

What's the deal with vampires?

So, this is your deal, huh?
4. Deal
The act of securing sexual intercourse from a willing partner.
"I tell you what fella, it just took me a mere 15 minutes to lock down that Deal. Quality."
5. Deal
The act of accepting the way things are.
"WAAAH! Avril is making music!"
"Deal."
by anonymous Feb 26, 2003 add a video
6. deal
1. To sell drugs of course!
2. A bargain.
"I've been dealing for 99 year's but I don't have anything right now, you got any deals on you?"
"Ring our new dealer, he sells nice deal's."
by Diego Jul 26, 2003 add a video
7. Deal
1) An agreement.

2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) Problem.
1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!
by Diggity Monkeez Feb 21, 2005 add a video
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