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Dead Uncle

Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.
Argh I cant get it up!

*brick falls on penis*

OH shiz! my dead uncle!
Dead Uncle by Troller of trolls September 9, 2010

Dead Uncle Simulator 

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.
Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

daduncle 

A dad. Except he’s your brother and he’s the dad of your child.
Fred: Mike, did you hear about dan?
Mike: no, why?
Fred: I just heard he’s becoming a daduncle!
Mike: wait, what? Daduncle?!?
Fred: yep.. he did it to his sister, molly
daduncle by dumbhump April 10, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026