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1.
A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.
We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.
by KolbyB1 March 09, 2013
 
2.
Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.
Argh I cant get it up!

*brick falls on penis*

OH shiz! my dead uncle!
by Troller of trolls September 08, 2010