What you do to your girlfriend or wife when she is being uppity or bratty or you just feel like it. Involves use of an object in the general shape of a ping pong paddle to strike the buttocks of the lady until they are bright red all over and quite hot to the touch. Of course the buttocks must be bare to assess their condition and for the paddlee to fully appreciate the paddling. Quite often once the paddling is completed both the paddler and paddlee will be as horny as hell and enjoy some great fucking. She will love you for it, trust me.

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.