dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

dead hooker unit by BrockLi August 24, 2006

dead horse jockey 

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

dead horse jockey by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

dead homies 

Putting something on your dead friend kind of like saying "on my momma"

"They was just up at the club shooting"
"Swear?"
"Dead homies"

dead homies by deadhomies July 30, 2017

Beating Off A Dead Horse 

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

Beating Off A Dead Horse by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

on my dead homie 

When they say on my dead homie they ain't playin around things just got serious. Except if they dont have a homie who is dead they capin.

Person 1: did you steal my jordans

Person 2 who has a dead homie: hell nah
Person 1: I ain't playin did u steal them
Person 2: on my dead homie I didnt steal em
Person 1:ight ight just making sure

on my dead homie by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

beating a dead horse 

It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.

If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.

If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.

Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.

Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it

Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.

Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it

beating a dead horse by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008

Dead horse's ass 

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

Dead horse's ass by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009