datafaced 

The sensation or lack thereof that is attained from sitting for long periods of time staring into your computer monitor for data maintenance purposes

I've been sitting here so long, I can't feel anything below my neck, and above only a slight tremor in my eyes...I'm totally datafaced.

datafaced by datafaceD May 21, 2011

Dataface

The overall lack of body sensation achieved from a long period of time interfacing with your computer screen and its contents.

After an eight hour shift of managing database: "Holy Shit! I have dataface!"

Dataface by carrknowledege May 18, 2011

datacated 

Dedicated to the data community; it's a play on words of data + dedicated = datacated. The term was first coined by Kate Strachnyi on LinkedIn and is now a part of the UPTO trademark registration (owned by Story by Data)

Story by Data is DATAcated to telling stories with data

datacated by storybydata February 14, 2020

deatsfaced 

A variation of "shitfaced" which seems pleasant at the time, but you later realize caused you to make an absolute ass out of yourself. Usually caused by homemade beer of particularly high quality.

I was so deatsfaced the other night, I thought I was freaking Frank Sinatra at Rock Band but when I saw the video on YouTube the next morning I sounded more like Miley Cyrus.

deatsfaced by hbi2k June 7, 2009

datafacts 

Not just data. Not just facts. The combining of two synonyms describing factual information, to exaggerate the relevance of the information, defining it as if indisputable. Similar to an artifact, except purely referring to information. When dropping knowledge on someone, you are actually dropping datafacts.

I'm gonna walk in there and drop some datafacts on them. They love datafacts.

datafacts by smithsrejection February 28, 2013

dattface 

One who that is Datt face is a unforgettable face and the only face to be in front of

Dattface is that Face

dattface by FOreverlegend November 22, 2021