datafacts 

Not just data. Not just facts. The combining of two synonyms describing factual information, to exaggerate the relevance of the information, defining it as if indisputable. Similar to an artifact, except purely referring to information. When dropping knowledge on someone, you are actually dropping datafacts.

I'm gonna walk in there and drop some datafacts on them. They love datafacts.

datafacts by smithsrejection February 28, 2013

Dataface

The overall lack of body sensation achieved from a long period of time interfacing with your computer screen and its contents.

After an eight hour shift of managing database: "Holy Shit! I have dataface!"

Dataface by carrknowledege May 18, 2011

datafaced 

The sensation or lack thereof that is attained from sitting for long periods of time staring into your computer monitor for data maintenance purposes

I've been sitting here so long, I can't feel anything below my neck, and above only a slight tremor in my eyes...I'm totally datafaced.

datafaced by datafaceD May 21, 2011

Datasfaction 

Using data to back up wild claims or statements. This resulting proof will satisfy the end user.

The smooth talking salesman had told me some unbelievable statistics on his product, but in order for me to buy it, I would need to see some data to back it up. This will give me datasfaction.

Datasfaction by BdubCav October 7, 2015