dark|slyde 

To time like l33t and produce shit from the nothingness. Also used as a man whore for both sex by ancient tribes in California.

He grabs his uber huge cawk in the dark|slyde it in her like a pimp that he is.

dark|slyde by dark|slyde May 26, 2003

dark|slyde 

bitch face whore

You are a dark|slyde

dark|slyde by jeboody June 3, 2003

Darksydephil 

an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI

common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"

"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"

Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017

Darksydephil 

Its your classic scrub! Seen on youtube making an idiot of himself

Darksydephil (while playing Street Fighter 4 Online): I'm fucking blocking!!! This lag is ridiculous. He interrupted my shoryuken because of online bullshit!

Darksydephil by Greatgeekness January 14, 2011

Darksydephil 

A youtuber who makes many enjoyable video game playthroughs with commetary. He specializes in fighting games. His commetary consists of his personal views of the games, influenced by no other company/organization, which adds a comedic edge.

Darksydephil: Who's this troll making bs about me on Urban Dictionary?

Darksydephil by Crazyc131 August 25, 2010