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dank face 

A facial expression characterized by the combination of pursed lips from duck face with the flared nostrils from stank face. The communication value of dank face is very flexible in that it can be used to communicate interest or disinterest and even lust or disgust.
Molly sported dank face while listening to Stephen and Max discuss last night's game. Baseball just didn't interest her.
When Tommy saw that hottie across the club, he went stone cold dank face for fifteen seconds straight. We knew he had to talk to that woman.
dank face by WanksterB August 12, 2019
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dank face 

The squinty, smiley face that immediately follows a hit of excellent marijuana.

Also: dankfaced - the state of having a dank face.
See my dank face? I am dankfaced.
dank face by W.T. Hank November 17, 2009

dank face 

one with a face that appears to have a penis on it.
1. You might be a dank face if you got a dank on your face!
2. You might be a dank face if you got balls comin out of your nose.
3. You might be a dank face if people ask you if you have pubic lice when you snort cocaine.

Dankface 

The glazed, yet inspired, look that graces the faces of stoners worldwide. It's the look of a mind being blown in slow motion. (This term is inspired by Pot Star Lisa Dank!)
"I got tagged in a photo from Coachella but I removed the tag cause I have total Dankface in it and I don't want my mom to see it."

OR

"The grassy noel was littered with dankfaced hippies who were transfixed by Umunakku's mastery of the didgeridoo."
Dankface by leenirama July 13, 2012
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026