Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.
Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).
Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........
Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?