Nursery 

A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.

One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.

Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.

My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?

Nursery by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014

nursery 

breasts, particularly those of a female

I need to get me some of her nursery.

nursery by Sanotaan May 16, 2006

nursery rhymes 

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.

Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

nursery rhymes by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008

nursery rhyme 

A Hunger games Style challenge in real life where (parents) test their (children) against others parents children to see which child has the best musical (talent), (memory), (patience) and other (bullshit).

Alright kids! Lets learn a nursery rhyme

nursery rhyme by Soupy69 January 28, 2020

nursery pipe 

Screaming nursery age child

Josh is such a nursery pipe.

nursery pipe by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

Nursery rhymes 

Written by the greatest psychos in history, whom are praised to be the greates authors in history, Nursery rhymes will do one of the following to your kid.

A. Turn your kid into a psycho
B. Tramatize your kid for life

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between Nursery rhymes, and a rated R movie.

Nursery rhymes have a dark history, like the baby that fell out of the tree, or the reference to the black death, very child friendly (Sarcasm)

Nursery rhymes by Xfdsjvstvzrgxz December 26, 2018

Nursery School Shit 

Dealing with friends, family, or co-workers who act like Nursery School Kids... Acting like a kid, when your an adult and should know better...Treating others like a little kid, instead of an a adult. Watching others fight over stupid shit...Adults who tattletale on each other...

'I'm goona tell the boss you took an extra 5 minute lunch!' "You Know What?! Whatever. I'm Not Gonna Get Involed In That. That's Nursery School Shit."

Nursery School Shit by Vapster2112 December 11, 2010