danbeut

when your rectum becomes infected with rabies after a drunk midget shits on your cunt

my friend had a bad danbeut after sleeping with a sneakere salesman

danbeut by feces man jenkens April 13, 2008

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Danbetch

an uber vain martian who is prejudiced against albinos. Sometimes needs a pimp slap to keep him in line.

Person 1: OMG look at that albino! What a freaky freakazoid, he could never compare to my stunning good looks.

Person 2: Shut up, you bein' a danbetch! *PIMP SLAP!!*

Person 1: Sorry man, I dunno what came over me. Take me to hte nearest gay bar, stat!

Danbetch by martianmate August 25, 2010

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danbeut • danbert • danbet • Danbetch

danbert

A person who isn't good at everything.

Everyday I feel like danbert.

danbert by dani_sykes November 23, 2021

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danbet

bet all your money in a casino hoping to lose

im going to start danbeting to get the casino to like me.

danbet by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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