dad wee 

when occasionally, men sit down for a piss. just as a treat.

'time for a dad wee!'

dad wee by sssnakepit October 11, 2011

Dad weed 

Weed that is sort of funky, isn't all that good and it tastes funny, but your dad grew it and gave you a shit ton of it, so there's nothing else to do except smoke it with your buds.

"Smokin' some more of that dad weed are you?"

Dad weed by Kilgore Troutt April 4, 2015

Dad'ween 

The one day of the year that people dress up as their dads.
And knock on their neighbours door, ually between rival families, and fight them for sweets

Julie: Are you going to Dad'ween this year?

Jim: No, last year I got punched, by Bill, so hard that my only adult tooth got buried in his knuckle.
I didn't even get the sweets...

Dad'ween by Phantom_T May 26, 2025

weekend dad 

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.

Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"

weekend dad by ACG2x October 20, 2004

Weekend Dad 

A politically correct rewording. The original term was/is "Weakened Dad" which is loosely based on a spouse or former spouse's actions toward her child's father.

"While they were married, Susie did not feel that her husband made a large enough salary, so she turned him into a Weekend Dad"

Weekend Dad by 247Brad May 6, 2008