Daytime "talk" show
hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity
tests. Only show
topics ever done nowadays are-
1) - Paternity
The best! See you are not the father
2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
significant other wanted to bring
you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what
do you think it is? Geez!
3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked
you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been
with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test
determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test
iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!
4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed
him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!
5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though
of 40 plastic surgeries!
6) - My 10 year
old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what
I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what
Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!
Maury: Guess what
? You're going to boot camp!
Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut
up! Apologize to your
mother now! Shut your
mouth! *yell, yell yell*
Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!
The Maury Show is a guilty pleasure.