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Def. ~noun
The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
Dad: Pig! Get over here!
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
by Kidlet
July 21, 2009
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A man who works to support you and doesn't take your crap when he doesn't get anything in return.
That's my dad foo
by iamafrickindad
August 24, 2009
27
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The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).
Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours*
You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*
You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*
by Missus Cupcake
February 04, 2013
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D.ad (pronounced Dad)
Dick Advertiser
a person who advertises their dick to a community comprised of males and females
a homo/bisexual
Dick Advertiser
a person who advertises their dick to a community comprised of males and females
a homo/bisexual
Hey man, put your fuckin' cock away, my mom and uncle are here...stop being a D.Ad
I had to leave that sausage party, too many D.Ads in there.
You have a kid now. Man up to your responsibilities. Stop being such a fuckin' D.Ad and start being a Dad.
Your wife succumbs to the temptations of D.Ads all across the land.
I've been a D.Ad before. I got arrested for disturbing the peace.
I had to leave that sausage party, too many D.Ads in there.
You have a kid now. Man up to your responsibilities. Stop being such a fuckin' D.Ad and start being a Dad.
Your wife succumbs to the temptations of D.Ads all across the land.
I've been a D.Ad before. I got arrested for disturbing the peace.
by Tobias K. Cornfield
June 01, 2009
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Dropping a deuce. Taking an extremely large shit where the water hits your asshole.
Yo I D.A.D'd so hard last night I didn't have to wipe.
by Martha and Jan
November 07, 2010
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- a fucking horny bastard who acts as if he knows the world.
- pretends to be caring and thoughtful + has an devilish conspiracy behind his surface = Dad
- a sick shit who contaminates the definition of "family"
- a dude who forces you to do housework even though your legs are broken (that's my dad)
- pretends to be caring and thoughtful + has an devilish conspiracy behind his surface = Dad
- a sick shit who contaminates the definition of "family"
- a dude who forces you to do housework even though your legs are broken (that's my dad)
Dad: Hey you fucking son go cook for me I am godly hungry!
Me: But my legs are broken!
Dad: I don't fucking care you useless piece of shit!
Me: But my legs are broken!
Dad: I don't fucking care you useless piece of shit!
by AntiDad
August 11, 2010
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