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A public safey radio operator. They are everywhere. They don't seem to have common sense!!

Cop: Can you check one by name and D.O.B.?
D.A.D.: Go ahead
Cop: Teresa Blow 01-10-1910
D.A.D.: Can you spell Teresa?
Cop: There are only two ways! Figure it out D.A.D.!!
by dolga January 14, 2010
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D.ad (pronounced Dad)

Dick Advertiser

a person who advertises their dick to a community comprised of males and females

a homo/bisexual
Hey man, put your fuckin' cock away, my mom and uncle are here...stop being a D.Ad

I had to leave that sausage party, too many D.Ads in there.

You have a kid now. Man up to your responsibilities. Stop being such a fuckin' D.Ad and start being a Dad.

Your wife succumbs to the temptations of D.Ads all across the land.

I've been a D.Ad before. I got arrested for disturbing the peace.
by Tobias K. Cornfield June 01, 2009
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The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.
Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"

Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
by EspritDC August 30, 2011
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A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.
Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!

<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!

You will never here Dave say that^
by Galleria November 21, 2006
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Def. ~noun

The better parent.

The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
Dad: Pig! Get over here!

Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!

Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
by Kidlet July 21, 2009
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The man who beats your mom and only talks to you when he has to. The man who calls you a lesbian and a lier because he doesn't know you. The man that got upset about you not wanting to come to his house anymore but didn't try to get rid of the bugs or the stray animals to get you to come back.
My dad is a horrible person.
ass hole worthless fagot druggie mean pussy freak dad
by black_assassin March 10, 2009
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A man who works to support you and doesn't take your crap when he doesn't get anything in return.
That's my dad foo
by iamafrickindad August 24, 2009
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