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Any man can be a dad. But it takes a real man to be a father. That dad who doesn't pay support but always thinks he a great dad while spending his support at the bar!! Yea I'm a great dad cheers!! heres to the kids!!
by big native November 13, 2009
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The male parent of a child who is normally screwed out of a child's life and has little to no hope to get custody of his little one(s) because all of his hard earned money is taken and given to the the mother to support her bad habbits while the grandmother (usually on the mothere's side) takes care of and supports the child, leaving him out of all the important things, such as first steps, birthdays, holloween, etc.
A person who feels like a failure when trying to put together a care package because he has no clue what the child will be interested simply do to the lack of communication. Often givin a bad name and called a dead beat, even though all attempts to see the child(children) are disbanned by the parent usually saying that the child has no intrest in seeing him.
Who's only hope of knowing anything about the child is a vague text message once a month if not longer.
Mother - Niki doesn't know you, she doesn't even want anything to do with you

Dad - she's only a year old. I can still be a part of her life If only you'd tell me where you moved to.

Mother- well she's with my parents the next town over

Dad - So what you're not taking care of her?

Mother- I'm not ready for a child. It's to much responsibilty and I still want to party

Dad- Well what size clothes does she wear, and what kind of toys does she like?

Mother- the usual kids stuff and sizes.
by speak13270 March 22, 2009
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a guy who will love you no matter what you do. the most important and loving person in the world no matter what age you are.
my dad was the most wonderful person ever.
by haley caymen November 20, 2007
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1. One of the homies that are pretty much like family. You can count on him and he will always have your back no matter what.

2. An original friend or homie that you have known for a while and are pretty tight with.
"What's up dad"
by darager April 09, 2011
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A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.
Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!

<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!

You will never here Dave say that^
by Galleria November 21, 2006
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manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.

Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"
by Angry@men November 02, 2010
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Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!

Me: What are talking about?

Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!

Me: What's asshole.com?

Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!

Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?

Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
by lazy, worthless faggot December 07, 2005
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