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15.
dad
a guy who will love you no matter what you do. the most important and loving person in the world no matter what age you are.
my dad was the most wonderful person ever.
by haley caymen November 20, 2007
 
16.
dad
The male parent of a child who is normally screwed out of a child's life and has little to no hope to get custody of his little one(s) because all of his hard earned money is taken and given to the the mother to support her bad habbits while the grandmother (usually on the mothere's side) takes care of and supports the child, leaving him out of all the important things, such as first steps, birthdays, holloween, etc.
A person who feels like a failure when trying to put together a care package because he has no clue what the child will be interested simply do to the lack of communication. Often givin a bad name and called a dead beat, even though all attempts to see the child(children) are disbanned by the parent usually saying that the child has no intrest in seeing him.
Who's only hope of knowing anything about the child is a vague text message once a month if not longer.
Mother - Niki doesn't know you, she doesn't even want anything to do with you

Dad - she's only a year old. I can still be a part of her life If only you'd tell me where you moved to.

Mother- well she's with my parents the next town over

Dad - So what you're not taking care of her?

Mother- I'm not ready for a child. It's to much responsibilty and I still want to party

Dad- Well what size clothes does she wear, and what kind of toys does she like?

Mother- the usual kids stuff and sizes.
by speak13270 March 21, 2009
 
17.
dad
A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.
Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!

<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!

You will never here Dave say that^
by Galleria November 21, 2006
 
18.
The term means: "Dumb Ass Dog." This refers to a dog that is getting on a person's nerves and because you refer to him as a "D.A.D." rather than calling him a dumbass, it remains a unsuspected, preferential acronym of choice. This slang was created by Bluford and Yogi from the Big V.A.. Rest in peace my people.
Hey Yogi boy ( dachshund hound ), you are one motherf@$*^# big D.A.D.!!! Yea, Yea, Yea!!!
by Shaqueezle G. October 25, 2005
 
19.
dad
manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.

Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"
by Angry@men November 02, 2010
 
20.
DAD
The man who beats your mom and only talks to you when he has to. The man who calls you a lesbian and a lier because he doesn't know you. The man that got upset about you not wanting to come to his house anymore but didn't try to get rid of the bugs or the stray animals to get you to come back.
My dad is a horrible person.
by black_assassin March 10, 2009
 
21.
The one and only, Detroit City.
Yo, im goin to Da D to go seem them dope ass Pistons play.
by Abshir K. August 07, 2006