Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..

Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."

*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015
Dad
A person who knocked up your mom at 18, your mom was a heavy smoker, so he decided to take are of you at a young age but he's too pussy to take care of you, so he drops you off at his parents house and he only sees you on "some" Tuesdays, then he'll say he'll be there for you and suddenly when you're 13 he gets a girlfriend, and his girlfriend has a son and he spends all his time with them and never sees you anymore like he promised when you were a little girl/boy. And then him and his girlfriend get married and then her and her son and YOUR father move away to another state and you become emotionally depressed and you cry everyday and your father still thiks he did nothing wrong...
Daughter: Hey daddy can you make it for my birthday?
Dad: No I'm going to be with my girlfriend because frankly, i don't give a fuck about my own daughter anymore.
by Eminem's Katrina xD February 12, 2012
Dad
The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.
Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"

Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
by EspritDC August 30, 2011
Drunk And Desperate. A text message sent to an easy going area code chic who's always ready to take what's on the menu.
Mark: Hey man, been sippin up whole day, lets go look for some gimme girls.

Luke: Yeah cuh, I just sent Suvvy a D.A.D text and she's like hell yeh c'mon over :D
by Meshberg December 02, 2010
DAD
DAD, or Dumb Ass Disease, a variant of ADD, or Attention Deficit Disorder. This one however, is much more common, as everybody has at least one friend that suffers from this.
No, really, he's always stupid like that. He's got DAD.
by Barrry Nicholson February 28, 2008
A glorious occasion were marijuana is smoked throughout the day.
What'd you do today?

D.A.D
by don juan1 November 24, 2007
Dad
The world's greatest man alive, your father! He always is there for you, and will no matter what, he'll love you forever. Even if you do the dumbest things..
I love my dad a lot. He's the best.
by TheTrooof April 11, 2015

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