Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

Confuckamus 

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!

Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!

Confuckamus by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010

cuntfuck

1. noun, vulgar slang
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.

2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.

1. Shirley, you Cuntfuck, make me my dinner

2. Argh CuntFuck!

cuntfuck by Oliver Otway September 22, 2005

Cuntfuckulated 

Some completely destroyed

Example 1: "Jerry completely cuntfuckulated his back after trying to lift a car"

Cuntfuckulated by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018

Cuntyfuck

1) An exclamation of annoyance

2) An insult

1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

Cuntyfuck by lesbianlemonpuffwoof April 23, 2009