Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.

If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

Cuntradiction by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

cuntardouchebag 

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntradiction 

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

Isla Cuntarina by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntardouche 

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

cuntardouche by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009