Cunt like a Hippo yawning 

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

Cunt like a Hippo yawning by MERT July 4, 2012

Cunt-like behavior 

When someone of any gender who's typically a good person, but they act up and say/do something that only cunts do

You should know that I love you, but you're really showing signs of cunt-like behavior right now.

Cunt-like behavior by JHollyWood April 19, 2017

Like a cunt

To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation

Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome

Like a cunt by fuckfuck6969 June 7, 2013

cuntlike 

Someone who enjoys being overtly rude or provocative, deliberately obstreperous to friends, a wind-up merchant. In the pursuance of a particular response, primarily anything with cunt in it.

A group of were chatting when Dan joined them, he was cuntlike from the off. Although the girls were reluctant, he was persistent and duly rewarded with a "Fuck off you cunt".

cuntlike by paultheotherone June 7, 2013