cuntlike 

Someone who enjoys being overtly rude or provocative, deliberately obstreperous to friends, a wind-up merchant. In the pursuance of a particular response, primarily anything with cunt in it.

A group of were chatting when Dan joined them, he was cuntlike from the off. Although the girls were reluctant, he was persistent and duly rewarded with a "Fuck off you cunt".

cuntlike by paultheotherone June 7, 2013

Cuntpike 

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

Cuntpike by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cunt like a Hippo yawning 

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

Cunt like a Hippo yawning by MERT July 4, 2012

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016

cuntlicker 

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.

That cuntlicker just cut me off!

cuntlicker by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003

cuntlicker 

rugmuncher, carpeteater, lesbo, dyke
The female equivalent of a 'cocksucker'. It's not necessarily bad to call a woman a cocksucker, because for the most part, they should be cocksuckers. However, to call a woman a cuntlicker, which obviously means they lick cunts, is like calling her a lesbo-rugmuncher.

A couple of butch cuntlickers fell off their bike in the rain and nobody cared.

cuntlicker by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

cuntlicker 

Much like a cocksucker, but a term to apply to straight men, and their moms, when they think they are better than anyone else, just for liking vaginas.

Straight douche: Hey, faggot.
Perfectly normal gay dude: Go back home and lick your mom's cunt, you whiny bitch. You're a fucking cuntlicker.

cuntlicker by celtcowboy June 8, 2014