cunt clogger

the opposite of a "cock-blocker", it's when a girl is denied advances by another person stepping in and talking to the party of interest. said person can be either male or female, as long as they interfere with the possibility of a hook-up

"Ladybird was such a cunt clogger tonight... I couldn't get any action."

"I just got cunt-clogged by that Ladybird, what the ef!"

cunt clogger by Amanda Heisey March 2, 2008

cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

cuntclogger 

Multiple insertions of the male organ into the female counter-part, leading to clogging.

Man, that broad is a major cuntclogger...just look at her capacity.

cuntclogger by lesagekin April 2, 2008

cuntclog 

another name for a party pooper,

"steven is a cuntclog because he doesnt want to go skating"

cuntclog by dannnnnnny boy December 12, 2006

cuntclog 

female counterpart of cockblock

That bitch Miranda came to our house just as I was about to get funky. Whatta cuntclog

cuntclog by MetalGearBronya November 23, 2021