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Cornstubble 

To assign redonkulous assignments to students; verb

The history of this word comes from a science teacher by the name of Mr. Cornstubble, who once assigned a 20 page paper about a chapter in his textbook that had to be due in one week. Students rebelled and he decided to cancel the assignment 3 days before it was due, so many students did all of this work for nothing.
Teacher: Okay class, your task is to write me a 39 page essay on why 2+2=4.

Student: BULLSHIT!!! Why do you have to Cornstubble us all the time?!

Cuntstuble 

A derogatory term used towards British police, specifically female policewomen who are unshaven. A play on the word constable.
Tony exclaimed as he walked passed the station, “good morning cuntstuble!”
Cuntstuble by TheBastardSquad September 30, 2023
police constable.Officer of the law
"good evening cunstable"
cunstable by geemeister November 19, 2004

Cuntstubbleitous 

When a five o'clock shadow meets a stubbly pussy
Hey Mike went down on Ashley and she hadn't shaved and he got

Cuntstubbleitous on his chin
Cuntstubbleitous by Santa Baws July 18, 2019

cuntbubble

Mixed jizz and pussy juice, inflated with air from a post-coital deflating cunt. see fanny fart
my jizz is so thick, the cuntbubbles stay on her beef curtains for hours
cuntbubble by oldFart September 11, 2003

cuntstubble 

1. (n.) The growth of minuscule hairs on and around the crotch area of a female. During sex may cause slight irritation to the skin of the sexual partner, especially when it is on the shorter side, as it tends to be "pokey" in that stage of growth. In the occasion which the female with cuntstubble is drunk and proceeding to "hook up" or "run the bases" with a male who is also drunk, the fact that she has cuntstubble will usually be overlooked and therefore sexual intercourse will occur, depending on the following things :
a) the level of drunkness or the BAC level of the male
b) whether not or the male has participated in sexual activity recently
c) whether or not the female realizes how unattractive the male is, or vis-versa, and
d) of course, what types of alcoholic beverages were consumed, since that will determine if one of the partners will vomit as a result of the fast-paced movement of sexual intercourse.

2. (n.) An ingenious insult devised by two amazing and usually intelligent girls from South Carolina. Generally refers to an annoying young male that mistakenly believes that he is superior to the general population, when he happens to actually be far inferior than most people, even more so than the drunkest bum on Upper King Street. Most effective when used by a female in a drunken argument with a previous male lover (as described above), as in induces great volumes of laughter from the onlookers of the bantering or anyone else that is fortunate enough to overhear it.
1. Man, I was so hammered last night, that chick I tapped definitely had some bad cuntstubble- check out that rash above my dick!

2.
boy -"You're a dumb fucking drunk bitch!"
girl -"Yeah? Well fuck you, CUNTSTUBBLE!"
onlookers- "oooohhh shit!" (laugher)
cuntstubble by mixout January 23, 2008