cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cumtastic

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

by ME!! February 23, 2005

Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

by Camradal November 30, 2003

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 3, 2019

Cumtastic

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009

Cumtastic

a description of something that will make you cum easily. usually a person or a random object (only used with sarcasm). It comes from the word fantastic.

this girls booty is cumtastic!

by fewofhewoghfwiei May 20, 2011