Cumpanion 

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

Cumpanion by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

cumpatible by buttfinger November 30, 2013

Cumadilla

When you cum in a quesadilla or fill a quesadilla with dick cheese then cook it.

Honey go make me a cumadilla.

Cumadilla by Cumadilla July 18, 2017

Cumpanion 

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

Cumpanion by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

cumpanion 

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

cumpanion by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

cumpadre by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumpacity 

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.

Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!

Cumpacity by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011