Cumdishes, noun: Cumdishes are the location found on extremely thin people where the collarbone is normally filled with muscle and or fat. When one is having sex with an anorexic and a man ejaculates inside this area it then becomes a cumdish.
"Oh I was having great sex last night until Johnny filled my cumdish."
"I wish I had cumdishes, but I'd need to lose a lot of weight."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!