cumfubulated 

to be flabbergasted by cum.

Your mom was cumfubulated when I let free a load in her face.

cumfubulated by Sasiya May 11, 2009

cumpusulated 

Means you can’t poo for several days

I am cumpusulated

cumpusulated by Robot12 December 19, 2021

Cumfuckulated 

When you think your parter is faking an orgasm, but you are unsure.

You: “You like that baby?”
Partner: “What? Ohhh, yeah that was sooooo good!”

You: “Did you finish?”
Partner: “Mmhhmm..”
You: *I’m so CUMFUCKULATED*

Cumfuckulated by Ashleigh and Boston February 18, 2019

Cunfobulated 

You fucked up.

I cunfobulated on this game of Block Blast

Cunfobulated by Pigeon master December 19, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019