A person that uses food in ways that makes a person gag, disgusted or throw up on sight or consumption
Person 1: Check it out! Ketchup dipped Pop-Tarts™!
Person 2: WTF bro? You're a culinary criminal now!
Person 2: WTF bro? You're a culinary criminal now!
by Kubatczew June 21, 2022
kyoo-luh-ner-ee/ahr-ti-stree n. A creative process as it explores the intersection of food, imagination and taste. The stimulation of feelings, expressions, ideas and passions used to arouse, satisfy and inspire.
Chef Molly Kruger's stellar culinary artistry raised the bar for catering companies in the United States.
by Director of Catering April 11, 2011
My wife makes cookies and takes them to co-workers all the time, but there are never any for me. I feel like a culinary cuckold.
by Selman8911 January 15, 2014
A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.
Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.
by Jok3r13 June 17, 2010
Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.
by venefica April 26, 2011
The feeling a customer has when s/he has received the bill at the end of a meal, to find "the special" was three times the price of other dishes, and the price of the meal was four times more expensive than it should have been
"How much? For this rubbish?!!! You are a bunch of culinary muggers
After the meal I felt like I had experienced a Culinary Mugging
After the meal I felt like I had experienced a Culinary Mugging
by Greengage December 21, 2009
"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"
by DoughHoe November 13, 2011