gene cuisine

Genetically-enhanced GMO food and pre-prepped (pre-prepared) meals.
Also called frankenfood/ phood/ phfod.

Activists think that gene cuisine will lead us to 'Farmaggedon': farmland Armaggedon!

by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007

vertical cuisine

A.k.a. 'tall food': food presentation that gets the whole dish in a pile in the middle.

Food-presentation forms other than vertical cuisine:
-plating: small pieces of food, not overly decorated.
-foams: a new method of presenting food as frothy and aerated for more flavor!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

lean cuisine

when something is so horrible, that you begin to laugh & cry at the same time

mr. capriolla is such a sucky teacher, he would be the mac & cheese of lean cuisine.

by autumn freakin' turner November 6, 2007

poubelle cuisine

Punning French reference (appeared in one French movie, I forget which) to rubbishy food, especially oversold rubbishy food. A poubelle is a rubbish bin. Hence poubelle cuisine as opposed to nouvelle cuisine, geddit?

There, and we take the scrapings from the bin liner, mix it in with a few tabs of stale butter, microwave it for five minutes and they won't know the difference. Voila, poubelle cuisine.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Somali Cuisine

The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.

"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"

by Cucumber Slumber April 9, 2015

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 11, 2009

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023