162 definitions by hammer---;, hytham
Genetically-enhanced GMO food and pre-prepped (pre-prepared) meals.
Also called frankenfood/ phood/ phfod.
Also called frankenfood/ phood/ phfod.
by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
Having no sufficient fruit/veg in one's diet/food-intake. Also means the inability to provide healthy food for one's family.
People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' foreigners are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically overcooked rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and figuratively), and minds.
You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy!
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a nonexistent job market other than overeating?!
Almost all of the meat that gets used in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' countries (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a neighboring city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on cheap fish growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim countries that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' fucks with nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!
One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' (scientific name: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and the fucking reporter glazed over a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!
Also called 'silent hunger'.
People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' foreigners are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically overcooked rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and figuratively), and minds.
You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy!
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a nonexistent job market other than overeating?!
Almost all of the meat that gets used in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' countries (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a neighboring city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on cheap fish growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim countries that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' fucks with nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!
One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' (scientific name: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and the fucking reporter glazed over a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!
Also called 'silent hunger'.
'Food insecurity' is the inability of goverments to provide food for their own people: The 'Assmite Kinkdon of Whordan', which is in addition to being 'food-insecure', suffers from 'hidden hunger' and everybody is after that lost NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus).
by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007
The diasporic Jewish popluation around the world.
Jews had been always on the look-out for a place to start a decent living and finally found it in their original homeland -- if not their 'Promised Land' -- Palestine. But, the exodus hasn't yet stopped!
In Israel for example, Israelis who came back to Israel from America are returning back in numbers, because of the unstable political situation (the whole Middle-East is a time-bomb waiting to explode!), in what became known as the 'Boeing Aliya'. It is when a family provider returns alone back to America to make money and send it back to his family-dependents in Israel, visiting Israel occasionally by airplane. While in America, the goverment saw a 'profiteering' vista in this phenomenon and came up with a thing called the 'million-dollar green card': as a refujew you can have a permanent residentship if you open a business in the US that employs at least 10 US citizens (not including the owner, or any of his family memebers even if they are American citizens!) and the capital invested must not be less than 1 million dollars!
A blend of 'refugee' & 'jews'.
Jews had been always on the look-out for a place to start a decent living and finally found it in their original homeland -- if not their 'Promised Land' -- Palestine. But, the exodus hasn't yet stopped!
In Israel for example, Israelis who came back to Israel from America are returning back in numbers, because of the unstable political situation (the whole Middle-East is a time-bomb waiting to explode!), in what became known as the 'Boeing Aliya'. It is when a family provider returns alone back to America to make money and send it back to his family-dependents in Israel, visiting Israel occasionally by airplane. While in America, the goverment saw a 'profiteering' vista in this phenomenon and came up with a thing called the 'million-dollar green card': as a refujew you can have a permanent residentship if you open a business in the US that employs at least 10 US citizens (not including the owner, or any of his family memebers even if they are American citizens!) and the capital invested must not be less than 1 million dollars!
A blend of 'refugee' & 'jews'.
A lot of people think that the US is an ally to Israel, but in all reality... they're sucking the po' refujews' blood!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.
by hammer---;, hytham May 2, 2007
Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.
by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007
by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007
The first is situated between the already-known G-spot and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call them!), lying 2cms deep into the love tunnel! These 'spots' can be errotogenous if massaged gently by the the tip of the glans , hitting the vagina in repetitive thrusts that point upwards to the belly button.
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).
The Hindus knew, since the beginning of time that the vagina had many treasures hidden inside it other than the A-spot/ U-spots: Tanzen is a 'spot' that the Kama Sutra talked about, namely the second 'hara' chakra located 3"inches just below the navel and can be errogenous too, if massaged during sex or, gently pressed by the palm of the hand during thrusting.
by hammer---;, hytham May 2, 2007