cuddletarian 

(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.

1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."

cuddletarian by Wiktor May 29, 2008

cuddleage 

to do the act involving lots of cuddling...

Proper English Example:
"They were cuddling so much, it was cuddleage and a half."

Ebonics Example:
"damn snapper, me n diz bitch was so tight up in the hiznat, it wuz pure cuddleage all ova the place G! Represent!"

cuddleage by MackzSilent October 14, 2006

CuddleTakeover 

Where the usually big spoon gets to be held or gets cuddles instead of giving them. Can be done anywhere, in public just holding one another, or in a blanket fort*. LET TALL PEOPLE BE THE ONES TO BE HELD.

*blanket fort not included

Small spoon: Hey are you comfy?
Big spoon: I want a CuddleTakeover. Hold me smaller being.

CuddleTakeover by HumanPillow October 9, 2020