cucumber

what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..

teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....

by the mouseinator September 3, 2006

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020

cucumber

a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017

cucumbe

when a woman is more sexually aroused by autism than anything else

thus girl is dog in I think she's a cucumbe

by boyys February 11, 2018

Cucumber

A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household

Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.

by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018

Cucumbered

When someone 'plays it cool'.

He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...

by android81 December 17, 2014

Cucumber

The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.

Look at that cucumber on the fields.

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020