Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Q-cumbersome by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

cumbershark 

1) A meme in the BBC Sherlock fandom related to Benedict Cumberbatch's description as a "handsome shark."
2) Benedict Cumberbatch himself, when looking particularly handsome-shark-like.

Cumbershark hunts silently through the ocean's night, seeking his favourite prey, the jam-striped doctorfish.

cumbershark by MarineCumberBiologist October 6, 2011

Q-cumbers 

The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!

Q-cumbers by eye tunes April 24, 2020

cumbersation 

Noun: a cumbersome, or unwanted, conversation. Having to talk to someone (or about something) you would rather avoid. Pertains to annoying strangers, relatives, superiors, etc.

"Thank goodness you showed up when you did, I was having the most unbearable cumbersation with the UPS guy."

cumbersation by Mrs. Peel July 12, 2009

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

Cucumbers per second by RedWolve September 18, 2019

Cumbersnatch 

The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.

X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.

Cumbersnatch by Piesky August 10, 2010

Cumbersome 

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk

The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad

Cumbersome by Stracton August 13, 2008