Clampede 

A stampede of vagina.

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.

Clampede by Madfat November 10, 2009

champed 

To be called a champ in a mocking or condescending way.

A) (trips over own feet)
B) Ya rite champ? Havin a win r ya?
A) (gets up after tripping over) Damn - that dude just champed me! Asshole!

champed by markuz July 7, 2005

Camped 

To be: super chill; down to earth; relaxed as fuck; cool as fuck.

"Dude, I'm so fucking camped right now."
"That guy we met yesterday was the most camped dude I've seen in my life."
"Let's not hang out with that loser, he's not nearly as camped as we are."
"Most people like me because I am a very camped person."

Camped by AlanHatesLiv August 25, 2016

cumpedo 

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

cumpedo by Sjkool May 21, 2017

Clamped raw 

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023

Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

Clamped by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

clamped by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005