17 definitions by markuz

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz June 29, 2005

by markuz June 29, 2005

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz July 28, 2005

1) To express total disrespect to someone.

2) To exclaim disbelief at a statement made by someone else.

1) Go get fucked bitch - it aint mine.

2) Person A: I just won the lotto again!
Person B: Oh get fucked you did!

by markuz June 29, 2005

Initial agreement with a statement, quickly followed by the correct answer in the negative.

Mark: So - did u pick up on the weekend?

Ben: Yeahnaah...

by markuz June 19, 2004

by markuz January 4, 2006

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 7, 2006