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When you are trying to detox yourself from a silly crush you have on someone. You try to avoid them as much as possible, however it is a very difficult process.
Person 1: What happened to you? You don't seem yourself lately.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.
crushtox by MMZMTS December 15, 2018
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Crushtomer

A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.
"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."
Crushtomer by RaeganMT December 21, 2008
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crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.


(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)
my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.
crushtomer by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009

crushtomer

\crush-tuh-mer\ noun
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.

origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
This crushtomer came into my work the other day, and after chatting for a while, we ended up going out that weekend!
crushtomer by Matias (02) September 23, 2011

crushtomer

The crushtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on. This person usually doesn't start out as a real life crush, they'll come into your work a couple of times and eventually you develop a soft spot for them. A crushtomer may never become an actual crush, though they occasionally do. A crushtomer doesn't necessarily have to match with your sexual orientation (if you are a straight female, you may have a few girl crushtomers), and you often have more crushtomers than you would real life crushes.
"Did you see that boy who got the eight ounce americano just now? He is totally my crushtomer!"

"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
crushtomer by babbybarista May 1, 2010

Crushtown 

When bricks are doing really well year over year, and retail is making bank.
Wow things are in Crushtown right now; sales are way up.
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Crushtosis 

Consistently doing good, positive, healthy things in life; hence the term “crushing it;” that you have now reached the state of “crushtosis”
Dude, I got a new job, worked out 5 times this week, and ate healthy. I’ve reached “crushtosis”
Crushtosis by Gator619 December 13, 2023
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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