MMZMTS's definitions

fauxpliment

When someone gives you a compliment, but it really isn't a compliment because they have a hidden agenda and/or they are not being genuine. You don't really know how to respond to this so you fake a cute laugh and say 'thank you' but you really know deep down it's a 'fauxpliment'.

Person 1: I'm pretty sure someone gave me a fauxpliment today.

Person 2: Wait, a what?

Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".

Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.

Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.

Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!

by MMZMTS January 12, 2018

bitch kids

A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.

Person driving by in their car shouting out the window: "It's the bitch kids!"

by MMZMTS May 3, 2019

The art of isolation

When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.

Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.

Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.

by MMZMTS April 7, 2020

Brantch

When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.

Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.

Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.

by MMZMTS January 28, 2019

Paintcation

When you take a vacation from your normal office job to specifically creatively express yourself and your ideas through painting solidly for a few weeks.

Person 1 - What do you have planned for your holidays?
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!

Person 2 - Nice!!!

by MMZMTS June 11, 2020

virtualship

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.

Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.

by MMZMTS May 4, 2020

dua loopa

Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.

Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."

by MMZMTS May 3, 2019