MMZMTS's definitions

fauxpliment

When someone gives you a compliment, but it really isn't a compliment because they have a hidden agenda and/or they are not being genuine. You don't really know how to respond to this so you fake a cute laugh and say 'thank you' but you really know deep down it's a 'fauxpliment'.

Person 1: I'm pretty sure someone gave me a fauxpliment today.

Person 2: Wait, a what?

Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".

Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.

Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.

Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!

by MMZMTS January 12, 2018

The art of isolation

When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.

Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.

Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.

by MMZMTS April 7, 2020

Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.

Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"

by MMZMTS October 3, 2017

dua loopa

Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.

Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."

by MMZMTS May 3, 2019

Just out of uni

An expression used to describe someone who naturally looks quite young and around the age of someone who has just graduated from uni (university). They are however much older and in their 30's. Looks can certainly be deceiving!

Person 1: I'm just sharing some email links with you to assist. I assume you are new to the workplace.

Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.

Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!

by MMZMTS April 15, 2019

relacting

When you are relunctantly relaxing.

Person 1: Aren't you meant to do your assignment?
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.

Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.

by MMZMTS January 26, 2019

Year Rant

When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.

Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.

Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!

by MMZMTS November 7, 2017