MMZMTS's definitions

fauxpliment

When someone gives you a compliment, but it really isn't a compliment because they have a hidden agenda and/or they are not being genuine. You don't really know how to respond to this so you fake a cute laugh and say 'thank you' but you really know deep down it's a 'fauxpliment'.

Person 1: I'm pretty sure someone gave me a fauxpliment today.

Person 2: Wait, a what?

Person 1: A fauxpliment. They told me "you just get more and more stunning by the day".

Person 2: Awwwww that's so sweet.

Person 1: Um actually if I was getting more and more stunning by the day then I would have been signed by a modelling agency by now and Gigi Hadid would be my friend. Just saying.

Person 2: Oh wow. You are so right!

by MMZMTS January 12, 2018

Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.

Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"

by MMZMTS October 3, 2017

Paintcation

When you take a vacation from your normal office job to specifically creatively express yourself and your ideas through painting solidly for a few weeks.

Person 1 - What do you have planned for your holidays?
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!

Person 2 - Nice!!!

by MMZMTS June 11, 2020

Brantch

When you go to eat brunch with your friends, but you really just need to rant instead.

Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.

Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.

by MMZMTS January 28, 2019

bitch kids

A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.

Person driving by in their car shouting out the window: "It's the bitch kids!"

by MMZMTS May 3, 2019

relacting

When you are relunctantly relaxing.

Person 1: Aren't you meant to do your assignment?
Person 2: Yeah but no wifi here. So I have no choice but to relax.

Person 1: Ah so you're relacting.

by MMZMTS January 26, 2019

The art of isolation

When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.

Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.

Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.

by MMZMTS April 7, 2020