Definitions by MMZMTS
Paintcation
When you take a vacation from your normal office job to specifically creatively express yourself and your ideas through painting solidly for a few weeks.
Person 1 - What do you have planned for your holidays?
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!
Person 2 - Nice!!!
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!
Person 2 - Nice!!!
Paintcation by MMZMTS June 11, 2020
virtualship
When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.
Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.
Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
virtualship by MMZMTS May 4, 2020
The art of isolation
When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.
Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.
Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.
The art of isolation by MMZMTS April 7, 2020
bitch kids
A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.
bitch kids by MMZMTS May 3, 2019
dua loopa
Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.
Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."
Just out of uni
An expression used to describe someone who naturally looks quite young and around the age of someone who has just graduated from uni (university). They are however much older and in their 30's. Looks can certainly be deceiving!
Person 1: I'm just sharing some email links with you to assist. I assume you are new to the workplace.
Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.
Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!
Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.
Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!
Just out of uni by MMZMTS April 15, 2019
Brantch
Person 1: What happened, I thought you really needed to rant to me today?
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.
Person 2: Sorry I ran out of time. Let's do brunch soon.
Person 1: Oh so you mean brantch? Yeah let's set it up.