MMZMTS's definitions

The art of isolation

When a person masters the skill of self-isolation, social distancing and quarantining themselves during a pandemic. An excruciating practice to be involved with if you are an extrovert, however seemingly easy for introverts as they normally self-isolate on a regular basis. The art of isolation is important for humanity on so many levels during worldly pandemics and other devastating events.

Person 1: How are you going with mastering the art of isolation?
Person 2: I am trying but I miss seeing everyone and hugging them.

Person 1: Oh yeah. It's a lot easier for me. Isolating myself is what I do normally as an introvert.

by MMZMTS April 7, 2020

dua loopa

Someone who kind of looks a bit like the singer Dua Lipa if you squint your eyes. They are the knock-off version; similar but not the original thing.

Person 1: "You kind of look like Dua Lipa."
Person 2: "Kind of. Not really."
Person 1: "You're like Dua Loopa."

by MMZMTS May 3, 2019

virtualship

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.

Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.

by MMZMTS May 4, 2020

crushtox

When you are trying to detox yourself from a silly crush you have on someone. You try to avoid them as much as possible, however it is a very difficult process.

Person 1: What happened to you? You don't seem yourself lately.
Person 2: I'm on a crushtox at the moment. I need to get over these stupid feelings for someone.

by MMZMTS December 15, 2018

Just out of uni

An expression used to describe someone who naturally looks quite young and around the age of someone who has just graduated from uni (university). They are however much older and in their 30's. Looks can certainly be deceiving!

Person 1: I'm just sharing some email links with you to assist. I assume you are new to the workplace.

Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.

Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!

by MMZMTS April 15, 2019

bitch kids

A group of people who hang together who appear to be so cool that they are mistaken for a bunch of rich bitches. But in reality they are just extremely fashionable and are the funniest, nicest people around.

Person driving by in their car shouting out the window: "It's the bitch kids!"

by MMZMTS May 3, 2019

Instacleanse

A 30 day cleanse from Instagram that involves a 3 step process that includes: 1. Logging out 2. Deleting the app 3. Turning off your phone. Initially you will have withdrawals from Instagram but after a while you will enjoy the peace and serenity.

Person 1 : "I bet you that you can't do this Instacleanse"
Person 2 : "I bet you I can. Oh it's on for sure!"

by MMZMTS October 3, 2017