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Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark 

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
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Crown Prince Bone Saw

A nickname for Mohammed Bin Salman al Saud (MBS).
Crown Prince Bone Saw Is Offended
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Crown Prince of Assholes 

The Crown Prince of assholes Also known as a Kash these beings are so dick-ish and so mean-ish and rude-ish that they are simply know as The Crown Prince of Assholes
Wow Kash you really are The Crown Prince of Assholes

Prince's Crown 

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis that is thick, fleshy and uneven.
Monica loves sucking her boyfriend Rico's cock after she pulls back his Prince's Crown.

Crown Princess Victoria 

The future queen of Sweden who almost lost her crown
to her younger brother before the law was changed so that
the oldest child would become monarch, regardless of gender.

She has a very sassy daughter and hot husband and basically
comes from a beautiful family. She's way more popular than
her father, King Carl Gustav.
Person 1: "Did you know that Mary Ellen almost lost her father's inheritence to her younger brother?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's such a Crown Princess Victoria now."

Clown Prince Of Crime 

the best villian of all-time, the joker.
the joker often refers to himself has the clown prince of crime

Crown Princess Mary of Denmark 

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.