crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region

My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.

crotchery by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Crotcher 

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses

"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"

Crotcher by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019

Crotchfruit

The meddlesome beings breeders create.

"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"

Crotchfruit by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010