(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
by pornhorn50 January 19, 2010
by gay-potato December 10, 2019
Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
by SpitFire4Truth September 19, 2020
1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
by X-T-C October 1, 2017
by alksolo July 31, 2005
1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. The combination of crotch and rocket
"Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. The combination of crotch and rocket
1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."
2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"
2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"
by Shadow Link (Tyler) May 26, 2005
Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.
by Kimbeardactyl December 4, 2013