croppled 

extremely high, drunk, or otherwise messed up. Originally a mistake when typing crippled.

"OMG that last bowl croppled me!"

croppled by Kitney April 13, 2007

Croppled 

Fucked up, frowned upon, generally a duck move

Dude 1: My grandpa just died
Dude 2: Lmao that’s funny asf
Dude 1: that’s croppled man

Croppled by WhiteBread72 July 2, 2023

Cropped porn 

An unfunny joke made by unfunny children who are too young to be on the internet or grown men on the internet made to bait children into seeing cropped or edited porn. There are youtubers that make a career of this shit despite general distaste for this shit for money. If your going to become a content creator, than DO. NOT. USE. THIS. METHOD. OF. "CONTENT."

"The fuck was that?"
"A meme."
"TF you mean 'a meme'?"
"A funny meme."
"No dumbass! You didn't send me a meme, you sent me cropped porn!"
"Your just mad your not a man of culture!"
"No, your just mad that I don't have a fucking porn addiction jerry!"

Cropped porn by SSSNOOTY February 17, 2023

crippled egg museum 

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.

Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

crippled egg museum by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010

flow cropped 

Verb. The act of getting ones hair cut.

"i got my flow cropped last night"

flow cropped by Bret Ridgeway April 4, 2007

Crippled Smurf 

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

Crippled Smurf by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled 

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

cum crippled by joerazz64 October 18, 2010