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Bomb ass bud that'll take you from sober to stunned in 2 hits. DOES NOT CONTAIN COKE. Often contains orange/red hairs and white fuzz NOT COKE...
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.
We gotta roll to 67th and Camelback to pick up the half o of that cronic bitch
cronic by Drew Ewing November 13, 2004
Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh
I only smoke da cronic nigguh.
cronic by Matt January 6, 2005

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

Cromicus 

You lent me a dollar? And you want interest? You are a CROMICUS!
Cromicus by James January 26, 2005

Cronic Masturbation 

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

Cronicgamerz

The best fortnite streamer ever
Person A: who is Cronicgamerz?

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