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titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.
Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

holy mother of burnt croissants 

Something Gabby's say when they are playing Fortnite
Holy Mother of Burnt Croissants! I almost got sniped.

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

croissant 

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant
croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’
‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant

croissant 

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.
Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
croissant by saltytears November 24, 2020